Disney and its Niceness

Hey people me again,

So how is everyone holding up? Good I hope? Fantastic. Well now we are all here I would like to see a show of hands to who people think is funnier. Now I want honest opinions neither of us are concerned we are funnier than the boring one and the fat one on Gavin and Stacey and they still get several series and a movie deal. Where’s the fucking justice? Right, Me? –Counts hands- Zero and Simon? – Counts hands- Zero. Oh yeah right. No one is reading our blog. Fuck.

Anyways ive had a few comments about how our blog can be depressive and moany. We figured complaining is funnier and its easier to complain than praise and essentially we are very lazy, but I’m going to put some effort in, im going to do some research and im going to review and talk about something very close to my heart. No no im not talking about my lungs, im talking about the global media giant Disney.

Starting with super Nazi, or so they say, Walt Disney who is in cryogenic freezing, so they say, the Disney corporation has become a household name globally from their meaningful nature documentaries which was about whales, to their classic Disney tales.

Quite frankly I wont lie, I love Disney movies, from classic tales of Pinocchio to the newer Disney/Pixar collaborations. FYI Toy Story 3 is out in the near future hell yes I’m excited. Now I know lots of people will insult me and call me all sorts of names for writing that I love Disney but I know every single person has at some time in their life has had a favourite Disney movie, mine was probably Robin Hood. What’s great about this classic films are that they are timeless and essentially can be enjoyed by a world wide audience for pretty much the end of time. Now with the up scaling most of Disney’s movies are now available as Disney Blu-Ray and if you want my opinion its amazing, buy wall-e in blu-ray, the quality is superb if like me you have a Full HD 42” TV in your room.

Recently ive been quite hurt by the slander I have heard that Disney will ruin the Marvel franchise after their $4 billion take over. If one more person says Mickey Mouse will be running around Gotham City I will take their cheap shot and shove it up their ass, for 2 reasons. ONE Gotham City is the home town of Batman which is DC comics and TWO Disney will not insult themselves by making some shitty cross-over. The marvel franchise will remain loyal to its fan base and Disney to theirs. The buy out is just further signs of corporate bull-shit which we don’t need to concern ourselves with.

Back on subject, Most Saturday’s I will suggest to my girlfriend we watch a movie and most of the time it’s a Disney. Robin Hood, Oliver and Company and Peter Pan to name a few of the great films we’ve watched. Now I will admit not everything Disney creates is good. For instance the Jonas Brothers, JESUS CHRIST REALLY! These guys not only need to go to acting school but maybe they should hang out with some real rockers. Maybe I should write to them and the Osborne’s and see if they want to do a cultural exchange, Sharon and Ozzy take the Jonas Brothers and Mr and Mrs Jonas take Jack and that girl. Now there’s some quality TV right there. Imagine the arguments “Sharon!!! These fucking boys have some fucking poofy purity shit on their fingers” [If that pops up on any major network, I will come after you, my lawyers are good and they’re Jewish] But on the whole Disney programs aren’t bad I mean even Hannah Montana has its moments and that Suite Life on Deck cracks me up. What’s also interesting is the other day my 3 year old brother was humming a tune which I was sure I recognised and sure enough he was humming Beethoven I kid you not, he watches that Little Einsteins (A Disney Creation). That’s a smart kid.

Now I’m hoping this little blog entry has really opened your eyes to what Simon and I are capable of writing, we can do nice pieces, we do like things, but we will do the occasionally moaning. It’s what we do best.

Cheers for reading guys, we know you have better things to do J

See you in the next guys

Hallam